The Malcontent has always been proud of his public school education, but suddenly, private school looks so-so-attractive.
Oddly, there were also reports that day of mass attempts by 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders to get “Alexandria Country Day School Rocks!” tattoos….
Honestly, I’m shocked that the teachers left any alcohol behind. They must’ve been too drunk and forgotten it.
Plus, it’s hard to remember stuff when your short-term memory is shot from getting high.