Greenspan invokes the Grey Wave!
Well, that’ll give them something to talk about during the Republican Convention.
“Hey, remember the social safety net?”
“What?”
“Me neither. Screw the poor.”
“Oh, Biff. You’re just as witty as you were back in prep school. Now let’s go trick the heartland working poor into thinking we give a crap about them.”
In today’s New York Times:
Well, it was half-assed, but at least he said it.
I mean, does Craig rock or what? Prepare for canonization–remember canonization requires two miracles, though I think Father Guido Sarducci said one of them can be a card trick.
…and the law lost. Somewhere, Woody is looking down and smiling.
Not Tony Blair, “Blair” from “Facts of Life,” who advocates punishing her kids by causing them pain with hot sauce.
Hope you saved up some of those “Facts of Life” paychecks–psychotherapy for kids don’t come cheap.
The people have spoken.
Spouse of The Malcontent is a sports fan, and has been regularly watching the Olympics, including gymnastics. S.o.T.M. wondered aloud about the new equipment for the vault, which we had been referring to as “the mushroom-looking thing” around La Casa de Malcontent.
The Malcontent is pleased to have found an answer from Slate’s Explainer. Say goodbye to the horse and hello to the tongue.
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Abu Ghraib shapes up to be a wide-spread and systematic violation of human rights. While The Malcontent generally expects the worst, sometimes you just don’t want your expectations met.